Things I Have Learned On Utopia

1. Do not throw things into the ocean. Namor WILL get you.
2. Getting everyone on Utopia to wear Santa hats will not happen, no matter how much you beg.
3. Tigers do not like the smell of Dior.
4. The Danger Room is NOT a Virtual Reality Video Gaming system, no matter how much we want it to be.
5. Emma Frost is very proud to admit the only "fake" thing about her are her tits, everything else was built through sex and exercise. 
6. Scott Summers is one very lucky jackass.
7. Lightbreaker, my teammate, gets drunk off of pure eggnog too easily and should thereby be banned from it.
8. It is exceedingly fun to make fun of any "X-MEN" film in existence.
9. Do NOT piss Emma Frost off. She can make you think you're eight months pregnant and female without regretting it.
10. Being engaged to Remy LeBeau is like having the plague. Except twice as deadly, and a hell of a lot more fun.
11. Once you get to Utopia, you never want to leave, or trade it for anything.